ding dong ya dingalings. a little bit about me: I'm a huge dork. star wars is the bomb diggity. i have 2 tattoos. music is my everything. i play 6 instruments. I'm the biggest klutz i know. i have a strange obsession with jackets. total dog person. yay for totally random facts! instagram @seawaffle. youtube starwarsfangirl6 kik kqseawaffle
Hiii! Umm are you updating your fic tomorrow?๐Ÿ˜Š

Hi!!! I’ve been on a lil family trip and I fly home tomorrow so I haven’t had time to work on it, but it should be out by Friday at the very latest ๐Ÿ‘

  • Guy on train:

    I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

  • Me:

    *turns up music*

  • Guy:

    I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

  • Me:

    *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

  • Guy:

    Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?

  • Me:

  • Guy:

    Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

  • Lady by door:

    Hey. Leave her alone.

  • Guy:

    Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

  • Lady:

    *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

  • Me:

    Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

  • Lady cop:

    I can make that happen.

  • Guy:

    Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

  • Lady cop:

    And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

  • Entire train:


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if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

โ€œslut meansย the end in swedishโ€

this is the most popular post iโ€™ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD

Actual conversation I had with my mother 10 minutes ago

Mom: it’s 2:30 in the morning why the fuck are you still awake we have to get up in 6 hours.

Me: mom this isn’t a new phenomenon, I’ve had bad insomnia for over a year now.

Mom: but I don’t understand why you’re still awake

Me: my brain just doesn’t shut off as easily as yours does. Sleep doesn’t come easy for me,

Mom: well, have you…tried?

Me: wow I never thought of that before. Thank you. Maybe I’ll just go ahead and do that

Mom: okay smartass, no need to cop an attitude. Give me your computer. Go to sleep.


And just when I thought my Dantana heart lost it's rhythm, your story made it beat like a chorus of drums. I think it's in the best interest of Dantana shippers everywhere that you continue your story. Good work, you have an amazing story in your hands

As of right now, 2:42 am on July the 22nd, YOU, lil ray of sunshine, are my favorite person. I’ll get that second part out as soon as I can!!

Ugh, you're right next to Shonda Rhimes in my list, I hate you so much right now. Why did you have to do that? The worst part? It was, ugh, perfect. No, better yet? I can't freaking wait for the second part, and I'm so impatient, this sucks. That was, indeed, not fun. But yeah, it turned out perfect, even though it made me so angry I wanted to rip the loft's door. PS: I'm causeorefect, in case you don't remember me, I'm the crazy weirdo who rambles in your ask.

Haha I’m not gonna lie, I laughed like an evil maniac reading this. Have no fear, part will be coming soon enough!!

That was sad! It can't just END like this?!?! I need part two

And it won’t just end like that, but I make NO promises as to whether it will get better or worse ๐Ÿ˜‡

That dantana break up was amazing! I almost cried wen santana said "bye Dan" but I didn't till Dani was like "bye tana" that's wen I lost my shit

it was so hard to write that!!! break ups are not fun in general, and a dantana break up? i just can’t. but the people wanted drama, so drama they got!

im glad you liked it :)

my poor dantana heart :( Please post part 2 soon

it hurt so bad to write that :(

we’ll see ;) (no it’s gonna happen)

Pleaseeeee do a part 2! Part One was awesome! :)

trust me, there is definite part two. its just a matter of whether people want it or not. i’ll take this a a vote towards posting part 2 :)